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BedFringe – Marnie (from Shoeburyness)

The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Marnie cordially invites you into her ‘cougarish’ (and poetic) world. With handy tips on ‘how to ensnare young bucks’ – along with some poems and the occasional rap, she hopes you’ll begin to understand the very deep, and poetic soul that lies beneath her rather loud (and terribly inappropriate) exterior…

Adult humour! (And utter nonsense too!)

Pay what you like £5/£7.50/£10

Over 18’s only

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Les Miserables: School Edition
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Les Miserables: School Edition

Winner of over 100 international awards, Les Misérables is an epic and uplifting story about the survival of the human spirit. Now adapted for high school performers, Les Misérables School Edition is presented and performed by students of Bedford School and Bedford Girls’ School. Featuring one of the most memorable scores of all time with some of the most memorable characters to ever grace your stage.

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Les Miserables: School Edition
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Les Miserables: School Edition

Winner of over 100 international awards, Les Misérables is an epic and uplifting story about the survival of the human spirit. Now adapted for high school performers, Les Misérables School Edition is presented and performed by students of Bedford School and Bedford Girls’ School. Featuring one of the most memorable scores of all time with some of the most memorable characters to ever grace your stage.

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Les Miserables: School Edition
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Les Miserables: School Edition

Winner of over 100 international awards, Les Misérables is an epic and uplifting story about the survival of the human spirit. Now adapted for high school performers, Les Misérables School Edition is presented and performed by students of Bedford School and Bedford Girls’ School. Featuring one of the most memorable scores of all time with some of the most memorable characters to ever grace your stage.

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Les Miserables: School Edition
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Les Miserables: School Edition

Winner of over 100 international awards, Les Misérables is an epic and uplifting story about the survival of the human spirit. Now adapted for high school performers, Les Misérables School Edition is presented and performed by students of Bedford School and Bedford Girls’ School. Featuring one of the most memorable scores of all time with some of the most memorable characters to ever grace your stage.

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The Dark Room
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

The Dark Room

Welcome to The Dark Room, the world’s only live-action, text-based adventure game. It’s strange, insane and addictive – a choose-your-own-adventure…. so choose it!

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A Christmas Carol
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

A Christmas Carol

The Quarry Theatre presents Olivier Award winner, Guy Masterson, with Dickens’ classic festive fable. Famed for bringing multiple characters to vivid life, Masterson recreates Scrooge, Marley, the Fezziwigs, Tiny Tim et al in an enchanting, performance that will dazzle!

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A Christmas Carol
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

A Christmas Carol

The Quarry Theatre presents Olivier Award winner, Guy Masterson, with Dickens’ classic festive fable. Famed for bringing multiple characters to vivid life, Masterson recreates Scrooge, Marley, the Fezziwigs, Tiny Tim et al in an enchanting, performance that will dazzle!

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Five Star Swing at Christmas
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Five Star Swing at Christmas

Swing into Christmas with the unique Five Star Swing Band Show! Enjoy all your favourite Christmas songs with the dynamic swing band treatment from Glenn Miller, Sinatra, Basie and Nat King Cole – jazzing up those jingle bells! Tickets are selling fast!!

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The Glenn Miller & Rat Pack Era
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

The Glenn Miller & Rat Pack Era

Recapture the sounds of a bygone era as the Nick Ross Orchestra presents ‘an unmissable evening of music and song’ the classic big band sound of the 40s and 50s with a liberal sprinkling of very special Christmas Big Band arrangements.

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The Snowman
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

The Snowman

Enjoy a special screening of the timeless classic animated film, The Snowman, featuring a live performance of Howard Blake’s musical score, specially adapted for brass band and performed for you by the Hitchin Band together with a pianist and young solo singer. Performances are at 10.30am, 11.45am and 1pm and last approximately 30 minutes. Tickets are selling fast!

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Castle Comedy Christmas Special
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Castle Comedy Christmas Special

The Quarry presents The Castle Comedy Christmas Special. Featuring three outstanding comedians and hosted by Paul Revill, get ready for a jolly old time! Tickets are selling FAST!

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Room on the Broom
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Room on the Broom

Based on the best-selling book by Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler, jump on board the broom with the witch and her cat in Tall Stories’ fun-filled adaptation of Room on the Broom. Performances at 1.30pm and 4.30pm.

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Room on the Broom
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Room on the Broom

Based on the best-selling book by Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler, jump on board the broom with the witch and her cat in Tall Stories’ fun-filled adaptation of Room on the Broom. Performances at 1.30pm and 4.30pm.

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Room on the Broom
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Room on the Broom

Based on the best-selling book by Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler, jump on board the broom with the witch and her cat in Tall Stories’ fun-filled adaptation of Room on the Broom. Performances at 1.30pm and 4.30pm.

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The Very Hungry Caterpillar
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

The Very Hungry Caterpillar Show features a menagerie of 75 lovable puppets. The production faithfully adapts four stories by author/illustrator Eric Carle: Brown Bear, Brown Bear, 10 Little Rubber Ducks, The Very Busy Spider and of course – the star of the show! – The Very Hungry Caterpillar. 

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The Very Hungry Caterpillar
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

The Very Hungry Caterpillar Show features a menagerie of 75 lovable puppets. The production faithfully adapts four stories by author/illustrator Eric Carle: Brown Bear, Brown Bear, 10 Little Rubber Ducks, The Very Busy Spider and of course – the star of the show! – The Very Hungry Caterpillar. 

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The Very Hungry Caterpillar
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

The Very Hungry Caterpillar Show features a menagerie of 75 lovable puppets. The production faithfully adapts four stories by author/illustrator Eric Carle: Brown Bear, Brown Bear, 10 Little Rubber Ducks, The Very Busy Spider and of course – the star of the show! – The Very Hungry Caterpillar. 

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The Very Hungry Caterpillar
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

The Very Hungry Caterpillar Show features a menagerie of 75 lovable puppets. The production faithfully adapts four stories by author/illustrator Eric Carle: Brown Bear, Brown Bear, 10 Little Rubber Ducks, The Very Busy Spider and of course – the star of the show! – The Very Hungry Caterpillar. 

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Ed Byrne: Tragedy Plus Time
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Ed Byrne: Tragedy Plus Time

From the quote attributed to Mark Twain, humour is defined as Tragedy Plus Time. Come and join Ed Byrne at The Quarry Theatre as he tests that formula by mining the most tragic event in his life for laughs.

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Matt Bragg Has Nothing Wrong with Him
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Matt Bragg Has Nothing Wrong with Him

The Quarry Theatre presents comedian, Matt Bragg. Recently described by Chortle as a mix between Jack Dee and Frank Skinner wrapped in a Mod’s fashion sense, Matt is taking his debut show on tour.

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