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Danny Beard: Straight Expectations

The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Quarry Theatre rear of building glassed exhibition space overlooking garden

Join Drag Race UK winner Danny Beard and a full live band for a 5-star night of killer vocals, snappy comedy, put downs and pick me ups. Get ready for a evening of scandalous behaviour, lots of laughs, and an honest insight into what life’s really like as a Z-list ‘celeb’ as the host of BBC3’s ‘The After Shave’ take to the road in this brand-new international tour for 2024.

In addition to a sell-out debut UK tour and critically acclaimed Edinburgh Fringe residency, the last 12 months have also saw Danny take to the stage alongside Graham Norton at London’s O2 Arena, plus multiple TV appearances including The Weakest Link, The Traitors Uncloaked and Hollyoaks.

Standard Comedy £22

Meet & Greet with the artist £42

Running time: 2 x 45 minutes + 15 min interval

Suitable for over 14’s

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