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Marnie (from Shoeburyness)

The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Marnie cordially invites you into her ‘cougarish’ (and poetic) world. With handy tips on ‘how to ensnare young bucks’ – along with some poems and the occasional rap, she hopes you’ll begin to understand the very deep, and poetic soul that lies beneath her rather loud (and terribly inappropriate) exterior…

Adult humour! (And utter nonsense too!)

Pay what you like £5/£7.50/£10

Over 18’s only

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Ivo Graham: Grand Designs (Work in Progress)
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Ivo Graham: Grand Designs (Work in Progress)

A pre-Bedfringe warm up show, Ivo Graham is one of the best stand-ups of his generation. References to Quickly Kevin and Kevin McCloud guaranteed!

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BedFringe 2024
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

BedFringe 2024

BedFringe is back! In 2024 BedFringe runs from July 18-24. Keep an eye on our Upcoming Events or The Quarry’s BedFringe listings.

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Vince ‘Too Tall’ Taylor
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Vince ‘Too Tall’ Taylor

In The Quarry Bar, Vince performs songs about cats, rucksacks, Gen-Z, AI, chucking phones away and anything else that he needs to try and make sense of.

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Robin Boot: Master of Punnets
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Robin Boot: Master of Punnets

The harbinger of rock ‘n’ drole returns to Bedford to preview his 8th Edinburgh Fringe show, “Master of Punnets”.  

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Catholic Guilt
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Catholic Guilt

Through cringey personal recounts, clown, and audience participation, Kelly McCaughan’s poignant and hilariously subversive show exposes the impossible standards of the Catholic Church.

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Huge Davies: Live (Work in Progress)
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Huge Davies: Live (Work in Progress)

Huge Davies (8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown and Roast Battle) has been a professional musical comedian for 5 years and so far performed no music or jokes. This is the music show.

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Transformations: Mark Steinhardt with Sara Turner
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Transformations: Mark Steinhardt with Sara Turner

Transformation – shape-shifting, metamorphosis – has been a vital part of storytelling from the earliest epics to modern fantasy, in all cultures. Mark Steinhardt offers four stories where physical change grows naturally from the circumstances. Three are his telling; Sara Turner will sing the fourth – one of the oldest and greatest of British folk songs.

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The New York Hotels: Music in the Garden
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

The New York Hotels: Music in the Garden

The New York Hotels are a local duo that have been performing together for just over a year. TNHs are genre fluid, predominantly playing country, pop and indie inspired songs.

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Transformations: Mark Steinhardt with Sara Turner
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Transformations: Mark Steinhardt with Sara Turner

Transformation – shape-shifting, metamorphosis – has been a vital part of storytelling from the earliest epics to modern fantasy, in all cultures. Mark Steinhardt offers four stories where physical change grows naturally from the circumstances. Three are his telling; Sara Turner will sing the fourth – one of the oldest and greatest of British folk songs.

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Once Upon a Fairy Tale
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Once Upon a Fairy Tale

On Saturday 20th July and Tuesday 23rd July, The Quarry Theatre presents ‘Once Upon A Fairy Tale’, a pantomime-style, family friendly show created by Laugh Out Loud Theatre Company.

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Once Upon a Fairy Tale
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Once Upon a Fairy Tale

On Saturday 20th July and Tuesday 23rd July, The Quarry Theatre presents ‘Once Upon A Fairy Tale’, a pantomime-style, family friendly show created by Laugh Out Loud Theatre Company.

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Frankenstein (On a Budget)
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Frankenstein (On a Budget)

One man, one monster, one glorious dream to singlehandedly tell the most famous horror story of all time, and absolutely no budget. This is the comedy musical hammer horror homage you didn’t know you needed.

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Frankenstein (On a Budget)
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Frankenstein (On a Budget)

One man, one monster, one glorious dream to singlehandedly tell the most famous horror story of all time, and absolutely no budget. This is the comedy musical hammer horror homage you didn’t know you needed.

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Once Upon a Fairy Tale
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Once Upon a Fairy Tale

On Saturday 20th July and Tuesday 23rd July, The Quarry Theatre presents ‘Once Upon A Fairy Tale’, a pantomime-style, family friendly show created by Laugh Out Loud Theatre Company.

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Once Upon a Fairy Tale
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Once Upon a Fairy Tale

On Saturday 20th July and Tuesday 23rd July, The Quarry Theatre presents ‘Once Upon A Fairy Tale’, a pantomime-style, family friendly show created by Laugh Out Loud Theatre Company.

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BedFringe 2024
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

BedFringe 2024

BedFringe is back! In 2024 BedFringe runs from July 18-24. On July 25th David Eagle is a comedian and musician and member of three-time BBC Radio 2 folk award-winning band ‘The Young ‘Uns’.

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BedFringe 2024
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

BedFringe 2024

BedFringe is back! In 2024 BedFringe runs from July 18-24. On 26th July Kiri Pritchard-McLean arrives for a joyous and uplifting performance in her brand new tour.

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Stevie Vegas: Circus Skills
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Stevie Vegas: Circus Skills

Stevie Vegas is a fool-time entertainer (juggling, comedy, magic) and will be providing a Drop-in Circus Skills Workshop in THE GARDEN which everyone (adults and children) is welcome to attend.

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National Theatre Live: Prima Facie
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

National Theatre Live: Prima Facie

Jodie Comer’s (Killing Eve) Olivier and Tony Award-winning performance in Suzie Miller’s gripping one-woman play returns to The Quarry Theatre. Justin Martin directs this solo tour de force, captured live in 2022 during a sold out run at the Harold Pinter Theatre in London’s West End.

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British Comedian of the Year: Bedford Heat
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

British Comedian of the Year: Bedford Heat

The Quarry Theatre and Castle Comedy presents the British Comedian of the Year: Bedford Heat. Hosted by Paul Revill, this competition has the biggest comedy prize in the UK, a whopping £10,001. Judging at each heat will be by you, the audience!

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Danny Beard: Straight Expectations
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Danny Beard: Straight Expectations

Join Drag Race UK winner Danny Beard and their full live band for a 5-star night of killer vocals, snappy comedy, put downs and pick me ups.

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National Theatre Live: Prima Facie
The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

National Theatre Live: Prima Facie

Jodie Comer’s (Killing Eve) Olivier and Tony Award-winning performance in Suzie Miller’s gripping one-woman play returns to The Quarry Theatre. Justin Martin directs this solo tour de force, captured live in 2022 during a sold out run at the Harold Pinter Theatre in London’s West End.

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