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Catholic Guilt

The Quarry Theatre at St. Luke’s

Kelly McCaughan (HBO, Apple TV+) presents Catholic Guilt. Does daddy Jesus’s naked body on the cross make you wet? This show will. Seriously, there’s water. So, put on your waterproof panties and get ready to unpack everything from losing your virginity in the most holy way, to abortion, to a bowling experience that leads to eternal damnation, and much more.

Through cringey personal recounts, clown, and audience participation, Kelly’s poignant and hilariously subversive show exposes the impossible standards of the Catholic Church. This show is for anyone who wants to release shame and guilt in the most unexpected ways. We will laugh. We will sin. Will we make it to hell together?

Suitable for 18+ (strong language, partial nudity)

Pay what you want: £5/£7.50/£10

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